Saturday, November 19, 2011

Of the November Rain!!!!

A fine Saturday evening in November and I was lazying around in my bed. There are times after a good day's sleep when you don't feel like getting out of bed, and then you do unusual things. I was trying to match the pace of the moving fan above with my eyes. Suddenly I hear a sound..... "tup". It startled me. and then again.. "tup...tup". The intensity of the voice was low....but gradually the frequency was getting higher. It was coming from the window. I suddenly woke myself up and leaned towards the window, drew the curtains and yesss.......it was rain drops falling over my AC that made the sound. Rain in November.... I don't know why...but it brought a little smile over my face. I could see through the glass window tiny droplets of water rolling down on the other side, I could see the cool breeze of air trying to move the trees along with it......and........I wanted to feel it.



I freed my bed from my weight and went to the door of the room that led to the balcony, went outside and saw a scene that was bound to be freeze framed. White smoke everywhere in the air. Milky white sky......there was still some light in the sky...till where my sight could reach. Crackling sound of tiny raindrops falling over the leaves of the trees. The sound of "husshhh" created by the chilly wind moving through the spaces between the leaves of the trees. I moved my hand out to feel the rain droplets....they were few now.....and frequency was less too but it was soothing. I then leaned a little forward with eyes closed and face upwards to have a few drops fell on my face. With water on my face and cold wind running over it...I could feel the nippiness all through my body.



I could never ever leave a scenario of such sort until either it vanishes away...or I wake up from my dream. So I stood there and kept relishing the cold November rain. I then hear a giggling sound amongst the transitory sound of wind. I looked out for the origin. couldn't locate. and then again I hear it. I could now locate a humanly figure right through the tree at the park in front of my house. I moved a little and now I could see her. yes....a girl smiling contentedly. sitting on the bench of the park, looking up in the sky..she held her hands outwards. maybe she too was enjoying the rain...and the cold waves. Although her image was still obscure to me but it seemed she was in her late twenties. wearing a long skirt till her feet and a full sleeved top there was not much portion of her body left where she would be feeling the rain droplets. the voice of her grin was so endearing that I could not restrain myself from struggling to have just a look of hers. she stood up suddenly and started moving towards the center of the park. Her hands still in an outward position, reaching out to collect the rain drops. until this point, all I could see was her back. She kept giggling...as if the rain drops were playing with her. She then took a complete round about where she was standing and that was the first time....I saw her face. Man.....that was one in a million face.....and one in a billion smile.....the light from the lamp post in the park completely reflected from her face...such was the lucidity of her face. One could easily live a lifetime looking at that smiling face. she was playing there with the rain like a kid.

Ankita betaa......come now...let's go.....it's raining...you'll get ill.....I heard a voice of a women standing at the entrance of the park. her mother maybe..

ohh c'mon Maa....let me be here.....these trees...this rain.....cold wind.....all this feels so beautiful....kuch nahi hoga mujhe...... for the first time I heard her sugary voice.

Nahi beta.....chalo....it's enough....thand lag jaaegi.....she insisted.


Ghosh no.....she started walking towards the gate of the park. But I need to see her more. I quickly went inside the room and slipped inside my floaters. went to the main door and pull opened it to go down.

Arrey beta....where are you going? ...enquired mom.

coming....

Arrey bata ke to jaa....

aake bataunga....took 3-4 steps down

kuch khaake to jaa

What?? I don't have the time even to tell you where I am going and kuch khaa ke jaau?? . these moms..... anyways I didn't replied to this one and rapidly went down to have a glimpse of the girl before her overtly cautious "Sardi lag jaaegi" Mom could take her home.

I reached on the street and rushed towards the park. she wasn't there anymore. I looked here and there...trying to find her.

arrey Sahib.....what are you looking for? you lost something? take this umbrella , you'll get wet...... came a guard of the block running towards me with an umbrella in his hand. (#C'mon...it's not raining that much)

arrey......ehhhhh....where did she go? there was a girl here abhi..... I asked him

Girl?? yaha to koi nahi tha Sahib....

Arrey bhaiyya thi na abhi ek ladki yaha park me......her mom called her......ehhhh.....kya naam liya tha.......haan....Ankita...


ohhh.....Ankita memsahib.....haan...her mom took her back home....she lives two blocks away.

I started moving towards the other block.

poor girl she is sahib.....she can't see......she is blind.

My steps froze. I looked back at the guard. Amidst the voice of the rain.....all I could hear......was my heart beat.
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SO Never Mind the Darkness
We Still Can Find a Way
Coz Nothing Lasts Forever
Even Cold November Rain.
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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Of Appraisals & More...!!!!

And here comes finally the part of being in an office that soothes you to the core.....the appraisal.....i mean if you rule out the girls, the coffee machine and the free stationery ..... and in fact if you're not the kinda guy who gets happy only by seeing a girl in a short tight top(on Friday's) then you rule out the first option as well. # I'm not that kinda....I'm a compromising guy.....I find happiness in small things...."not physically small things"...but metaphorically small things you know :P.

anyways, apart from the short term happiness that office girls and coffee machine and measly monthly salary gives you, there is another thing that you wait for the whole year-----> Annual Appraisal.

Though considering my performance during the last year I should have been banned in IT industry but again considering the photocopy skills that I had and high requirement of such skills in IT industry, I was held in high esteem there.On top of that where would they find such a responsible employee who keeps checking whether the coffee machine is working fine or not every 30 mins and report to admin the problems if any.

So, coming to the topic, an year was past and I got a mail from the HR dept with the subject "Appraisal Time" that brought a 2 to 11 smile over my face and the attached Rating sheets brought them back to 5 to 7.

Now as you all know I'm a friendly kinda guy (# at mean times) so I had a very good repo with my manager and he used to give me updates regarding my performance regularly on personal basis.
and believe you me guys I thought it was better if I could find another manager to rate me considering those updates. :P

So, I sent a meeting request to my manager from 3:00 to 4:00 in hanging garden with the subject line "Personal Talk" .....god how could I think of such nonsensical subject line.
anyways I got a reply in another 2 mins with the status "Declined". I opened it. It said "Busy in another meeting. Propose new time.".
After a long stroll of proposals and replies we settled at 6:00-6:15. what the hell would I explain in 15 mins? "saala ho liya discussion"

#6:00 P.M-- I enter the room

May I come in sir.

yes Kunal, what's up?

Sir, all the servers are up. #tried to joke..didn't worked.

what do you wanted to discuss? and for god's sake think of a meaningful subject line from next time.

sir, I want you to move me to another project.

Why? Is the coffee machine not working on our floor?

No sir,

Report to admin then.

I mean the coffee machine is working fine but that's not the reason.

Then is the stationery not coming in properly?

I am not hungry for free stationery sir. # it was a white lie.

You want new chair? with more reclining angle?

No.

Then what? we can get you a new 21" TFT screen as compared to your 19" monitor.

Make it 27" and it's a deal. # Was Not Possible.he himself has a 24" TFT.

# I tell you these managers are trained with a flowchart in their head, what action to take in which condition.
anyways....the meeting turned out to be a waste and I came out of the room empty handed, head hanging.

After a few days I sat to fill up my Rating form and very confidently ...uhh...rather over confidently gave myself a perfect 5 in every point I could see in that form.

#after a few days

"Kunal, Wake up"......."Kunal, Wake up" .......I woke up and saw my manger saying those words.
I picked my head from the table and replied “have you noticed the sound coming from this table when you put your ear on it?”

#Life saved.

#After Some more days

While I was trying hard not to sleep during office hours ........ by indulging myself into chatting on outlook with the dumb girl across the cubicle, I get a meeting request from the manager with subject line "Appraisal Rating discussion Meeting". Without wasting a minute I hit the accept button. # God, he must have known by now how desperate I was.

~ I enter in.

Hey Kunal, Come in. So Appraisal Time haan?

hehe....yes sir. # my all new stupid face.

Hmmm.....I see you completing 9 hours from last 3 days.

No sir....actually.....uhhhhh... # Self Rating minus 1

Anyways....hows everything going in Project?

Everything is fine sir.

Is Facebook Working?

yes sir....I mean no sir.......sir....means....firewall...uhhh...proxy...# Leave it...Self Rating minus 1.5

OK Leave it. Lets have a look at your form.
You have rated yourself a 5 in Pro activeness.

Yes sir, I've always been Active in any kinda work given to me.

Hmmm.....Why were you sleeping that day? # where did that came in from in b/w?

That day?? ohh...sir....weakness....Probably I should Stop donating blood Every Week.

You should Probably keep a note of every excuse you make and keep revising it on a regular basis.......otherwise you would land up in a problem soon. # Self Rating minus 2

sir...........# dead silence.

Extra Curricular activities you have given 5. # a look demanding an explanation.

Sir, as you know I have participated in every event that has been organized in our building like quizzes, debates, Dramatics, Sports.......so....

Hmmm....you won in one also. which was that one?.# god, kill me...I failed miserably in each one of those.

sir.......uhhh......no....I.......Didn't....


Ohh You didn't? Never mind.
I told you to be Santa Claus on Christmas, you denied.# please kill me god please. # Self rating minus 2.5

Sir I was on leave on that day.# case closed # Self rating + 0.5 .. ohh yeah

Okay... let me see the other sheet. you give yourself again a handsome 5 in Behaviour. ohh that reminds me, there was a complaint against you.You argued with Manju. she is your senior, how could you do that?

Sir, she pulls my leg in front of everyone.

How?

She says I am Tall, Dark and handsome in front of everyone.

Is that how she pulls your leg?

In Continuation to above she says "I am tall..........and I might look handsome when it's Dark" # Self Esteem = 22 yrs of hard work + Manju's dialogue + telling it myself= 0

hahahaha......good one good one. # go give a high five to manju then.huh!
but you should not have argued, she is your senior. # senior my foot.# Self rating - 2.5 again.

yes sir.

# P.S- though from the name it might sound Manju is a B grade movie actress but frankly speaking she is so hot that she could give adrenalin rush to a 80 year old and only I knew I was putting my feet on Axe while arguing with her. # Chances of talking to her ever again = -3.14*10^56 # weird statistics


Kunal, I see a lot of gap still there. you see...like I gave this module to Abhimanyu and he has promised he would complete it by next week. I gave a module to you and leave me, in fact I think you also have forgot about that.

Sir, I am working on that module and as far as completing it by next week is concerned .......I don't want to write cheques I might not be able to cash. # god....one dialogue in the post so far + head held high + (Self rating + 1).


hmm.....
but still, you are not there. # and all the ratings were deducted to a bare minimum.
# Now that's why I tell you to pay attention while reading. you'll have to go up now to calculate how much I got.

# I so strongly wanted to reject it, and gathered all the courage to say so.

With due respect sir, I would like to say that......

With no due respect kunal, That is all that I could give you. thanks, you can go.


And again a hanging head came out of the room.

#a team mate jumped over me "kitni mili kitni mili?"

"ye le......chaat le isse" throwed the sheet onto his desk.

They say life rewinds and plays in front of you on your deathbed. I'm sure my record would stop at this point and I'll slap myself 10 times before moving ahead.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

HCL...........Touching Heights(this time...) :P :P

While I was staring like a hungry dog at the girl sitting next to me in the Technical GD round, an overly dark complexioned girl came out with a pile of sheets in her hand and called out.....

"Group 6A......"

no one came out....

Kunal Gulati....

I Jumped and shouted.....ma'am I am Kunal Gulati,,,, but my group is 6D....not 6A!!!
Okay...she said......group 6D...can you please come out...
12 students came out with faces as innocent as newly born babies.
she started.....kunal gulati....come this side.......prateek rawal.....come this side......shruti aggarwal.....come.. ( okay...so her name is shruti....nice name....though it's one of the usual names...but at that point of time it was one of the prettiest names I heard in such a long time :P)

Rest all...you can leave......
and you three please wait there.....will call you for the HR interview in a while!!!

I was happy...ofcourse.....
she went to the other side and started dialing a number ...I went close....." hello papa...mera ek round clear ho gaya hai....ab next round hai....interview."

for all the parents...clearing just the first round is like their children have nailed it....lol

Congrats...I mummered in her ear......she smiled and replied back....same to you...

I went to the other side and sat, waiting for my turn to come up.....after a while...I saw her coming....she came and sat next to me........smiled.....
shruti.......
ohh....hi...I am kunal.....
from delhi???
yeah....and you???
faridabad
okay....
the usual talks started..........she needed the job........and I didn't.....I was there just to satisfy my ego.....
just then the same girl walked in.....come you all.....
we went upstairs for the interview.....the usual talks being in continuation.
the usual talks turned to personal talks......

she was the only daughter, didn't had a boyfriend, her dad was a businessman, he didn't wanted her to work, she wants to work, she came here in a chauffeur driven car......
and just when I was about to ask her number....... kunal gulati......came a voice....
I stood up.....she smiled and nodded.....called me inside the room....in her early 30's....she looked a little plump.....

Me- May I come in?
HR- yes please.
Me- Good morning mam(sure this time...it was morning indeed). I am kunal gulati.
HR- Good morning Kunal, How are you?
Me- I am good so far.
HR- haha...okay....hope you remain good after the interview also.
Me- Amen!!!!
HR- haha...okay kunal....shall we start?
Me- Ohh....we haven't started yet....I thought the interview is about to get over( ohh god....what if I didn't needed the job..... I must stay in my limits....I pulled myself back)
luckily..she was kind enough to take that as a joke.
HR- no...we have to start.
Me- okay.
HR- so kunal, tell me something about yourself(the same old question).
I started..
Me- mam I am kunal gulati......and the same blah blah...I am this....I am that....I can do this ...I can do that.( the usual boasting about myself lasted a long 8-10 mins)
HR- (browsing through my resume)...okay kunal you read books?
Me- yes mam...I do..
HR- since when?
Me- been a year....almost
HR- How did it started?
Me- a friend gifted me chetan bhagat book....since then I started liking reading....it's a good past time and also matches to my sense of humor.
HR- okay....so what all books have you read so far?
Me- started naming them......a long list continued......
HR- okay okay...seems you have read so many of them.
Me- Yeah!!!!
HR- okay kunal( looking into my resume) you seem to have performed really well in your academics...throughout...as you said also...... so.... what went wrong??
Me- what went wrong?? I Didn't get you mam?
HR- like it's been really late......since you have graduated... didn't you got the opportunities for job or were you not able to utilize them?
Me- Okay......first of all, the college in which I was didn't had a much established campus so that it could attract some companies.
HR- Okay...and?
Me- secondly, it was not that I didn't got the opportunities....I mean... please don't misunderstand me....I am not saying that small companies are not good....they're good......but if I would have went for those opportunities.....according to me, I guess....I would have grossly underestimated myself!!!! ( okay.....so my one liners have started......now I'm going to rock the interview...I was sure)
HR- ookay( a little astonished this time), you have written you write a blog also, what's it called?
Me- mam it's called "confessions of an overconfident fool"
HR- okay, so you are overconfident( a li'll glad this time)
Me- a bit
HR- kunal, as your previous answer depicts, dont you think your overconfidence lets you down sometimes?
Me- ummmmm....no mam.....in fact I let my overconfidence down many times( woo my god....this one was a bouncer)
HR- haha....okay so you are the one who's the culprit, not your confidence.
Me- hehe. (stupidly)
HR- what all do you write about?
Me- the experiences I've had so far, like the one is called the fat files , like how fat people are looked upon in the society as I am also fat. please don't mind mam( she was also fat......lol)
HR- no no...that's good.....okay kunal.....why do you want to join HCL?????
Me- ummmm....... mam I've heard that HCL is always Looking for smart engineers, and I believe that I am one of the smart Engineers who is graduating in the year 2010.....that's why....HCL!!! and by smart engineer I mean....smart engineer( pointing towards the brain) and not smart engineers (pointing towards the face) ( this one was awesome ....I mean.... how could I think of that answer....simply awesome.....lol)

HR- okay.....seems just like you....
Me- hehe
HR- kunal you have written you have interest in databases, but we here are looking for dot net professionals.
Me- mam I am coming with an open mind, I am ready to learn everything and anything that comes my way. (one more)
HR- as you mentioned you have born and brought up in delhi.....would you be comfortble if we post you somewhere outside?
Me- Location has never been a constraint mam, in fact it would be a new experience for me,,,,,,living away from my family ( sometimes I give stupid answers also)
HR- okay, Kunal you would be getting 12k per month in training and package of 3 there after....would that do?
Me- mam, as you know I am just fresher and starting my career, so at this point of time what matters is the learning....not the money....there is whole lot of life left for earning money.... learning is what I am eying for now. ( I will never change, once again...lol) and in fact " beggars are not choosers".... haha
HR- haha....okay kunal, it was nice talking to you, if you clear, you would be intimated through mail in 7 days.
Me- oh.....I wont get to know now?
HR- No.
Me- okay
HR- anything you want to ask?
Me- yes......your name?
HR- ohh....sorry..I am Neha....Neha Kapoor..(with a smile)
we shook hands
HR- anything else?
Me- can I get some hint to satisfy the impatient butterflies inside my stomach?
HR- hahaha.....no kunal....beyond our HR policies...you'll get to know in 7 days.
Me- haha...okay....have a nice day mam.
HR- yeah... you too....bye

I came out and exhaled whatever I had in my lungs....I looked for shruti...she was nowhere....maybe inside some interview room ....or ...left.
the answers I gave touched heights this time, they were way casual.

I went back home.

And As I say....I can let my overconfidence down......but my overconfidence never lets me down....... through through through!!!!! HCL calling ayyeee!!!!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

BeInG $iNgLe ...!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok frns ....for all those who ask me everytym they meet me.......y am i single?????

here it goes...........

Being Single(yet again!)….

Contrary to what people say, I say it’s a great feeling!

You can watch as much television as you want to....
You can check out any girl you want to! Stash your sunglasses....
You can do that without being called a pervert....
You can keep your cellphone anywhere and forget about it....
You can borrow porn from your ex girls’ guy friends....
You can tell your ex girls’ girl friends that they look cute...
You can call them and reply to their messages...
You don’t have to stand outside a trial room holding tops she is never gonna wear...
Never gonna wear and for which you will pay...
You realize why Marilyn Manson had a rib removed. Finally....
You can stay up late and not be on the phone...
You don’t have to nod your head when a hot skinny girl passes by and she starts slamming her for being too thin....
You don’t have to explain anymore that why you find girls from the north east hot...
You don’t have to explain anymore that why you find Mallika Sherawat hot....
You don’t have to remember annis, birthdays and what she wore on which day...
You don't have to lie while untangling her tresses that she is the most beautiful girl in this world....
You don’t have to decide where to go to...
Weekend can mean sleeping all day...
Lunch can mean potato chips and coke....


More on the way…..Will update as I find new things about it…

Saturday, June 26, 2010

birlasoft is cool......ExcePt!!!!!....

DAY 1 was coool ........except....

wearing formals part....

so many document verifications part......

so many signatures part.....

opening account part......

stupid queries of new wannabees part.....

only 3 girls in my batch part.......

all of them being egoistic part......

signing the BOND part..... :(

not allowed to flirt with the HR part.....
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otherwise day 1 was cool.... ;) ;)



birlasoft generally is really very cool......EXCEPT......

getting up early part.......

bathing everyday part.......

wearing formals part.......

shaving every alternate day part.....

the commuting part...... and inhaling the varying smells of peoples sweat in the metro part....

forcing the cafeteria food down your throat part.....

listening to the presentations all day part.....

playing table tennis with foot eating leather shoes on part......

introducing yourself to every other person after every two hours part.....

resisting the various eyeballs moving towards you, while talking to a girl part......



otherwise birlasoft till now has been quite coool........


more updates as soon as birlasoft permits,,,,, :P :P

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Yesss.....She's the OnE !!!!!!!

when she walks from the door..it seems that there is no one else existing on the floor.......
her big black eyes......seems gleamy diyas and lights.....
the skin always glow... as if tiny 0 watt bulbs are fitted within and the light they show....
i can stand all day long to hold her hair.....coz when they blow and come to her face....it seems they're not being fair.......
when her smile was being designed, the god used the most expensive knife........coz when she smiles.....it seems ....WHAT A LIFE!!!!!
I wish I could tell her she makes me whole, but I'm afraid to say
what's deep in my soul.
I don't want to lose her, for I would be alone,
and some days I just can't wait to hear her voice on the phone.
I want to hold her hands...and held them strong......and never let anything go wrong......
I want to sit by her side...and tell her how i feel....keeping rest things aside.....
I can fight the world for you.......breaking all the walls through....!!!!
the one i am looking for.....i've found its you......
many ppl have come and gone....but u're the one on whom my mind is always on!!!!!!
I wish I could tell her what I feel inside,
but I'm afraid of what she'll say, how she'll act on the outside. ?

you're the one....yess you're the one...........

Sunday, May 23, 2010

BirLaSoFt Ki bHaSad!!!!!!!!!!!

ok........ after my last post on Infosys , here comes another exciting experience i had during my struggle to get a job somewhere so that i could somehow justify to the world that i had really done a 4 year course that made me worthy enuf for a job and i had not only run after girls during these 4 years..:P

though during the meantime I've had lots of these experiences ...but i don't want to get insulted evertym so the story I've chosen this time wud bring me some respect.... in the end at least.

it was when i had already given up the thought that i'll be placed one day. but as they say....every dog has it's day.....the donkeys also do have ... so it was mine.
the next drive was of birlasoft. if i get into the whole process...u wud stop reading it...so i wud just say...somehow the fool cleared the exam and the donkey barked in the GD.
finally came the turn of interview.....n here goes the two of them...technical Hr both:-

THE HR INTERVIEW

Me: - good afternoon mam.
Interviewer: - it’s good morning.
Me: - ohh sorry mam good morning.
Interviewer: - good morning, please have a seat.
Me: - mam I am kunal.
Interviewer: - can I have your statement of purpose, a photograph and your resume kunal.
Me: - here they are mam.
Interviewer: - so, kunal tell me something about your self.
Me: - mam I am kunal doing B.tech in IT from GPMCE, I’ve done my schooling from……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..and various other things about me………
Interviewer: - so what do you do in your leisure time?
Me: - mam I just surf on the Internet, read books, listen to music, talk to friends over the phone, play with them.
Interviewer: - nothing productive you do that means?
ME:- ummmm…… mam if I do something productive in that time then it wouldn’t have been called “LEISURE” time.
Interviewer: - Hmmmm…..ok. So just tell me why should I recruit you, I mean what else do you have in you, that other students sitting outside don’t have?
Me:- mam I cannot say about other people but just recruit me because I believe that even after 10 years or 20 years when I’ll be leaving my home for the office I’ll be as enthusiastic and as ebullient as I would be on first day of my job.( what a line man what a line.....m proud of myself)
Interviewer: - hmmm…. how can I believe that?
Me: - ummm….see I cannot prove that to you but I know that I’ll keep that spirit in me throughout my life.
Interviewer:- ok tell me how can you benefit birlasoft?
now I was in so need of this one that i gave a superbly stupid answer after which my rejection was destined.
Me:- ma'am i can do other stuff apart from the work allotted to me.
Interviewer:-like?
Me:-i can.....ummmm.....i can photocopy papers, take printouts etc ( what the F answer it was)
Interviewer: - tell me your one weakness.
Me: - I cannot stand selfishness.
Interviewer: - ok. What do you do when you see selfishness around?
Me: - ummm/….???Confused??? …. I don’t do anything but I just think why people are being selfish and hurting other person’s feelings. (It was a stupid answer)
Interviewer: -so you are like-able person?
Me: - yes mam.
Interviewer: - tell me one thing you cannot live without??
Me: - umm…. Oxygen…hehe (stupid again)
Interviewer: - I was expecting a serious answer, anyways kunal would you like to be a like-able person or an efficient person?
Me: - both
Interviewer: - tell me one.
Me: - mam actually…......
Interviewer: - I don’t want any diplomatic answers; just choose one, likeable or efficient?
Me: - mam an efficient person can also be like-able.
Interviewer: - no, I am very efficient but I keep on bullying my subordinates, I make them stretch, I call them on Saturdays Sundays to do office work, they don’t like me but I’m efficient. So like-able or efficient?
Me: - ummm…. Efficient (mistake)
Interviewer: - thanks kunal, I’ve got my answer. Hmmm…. Ok kunal I have discovered two things about you, one is good for you and another one is bad for you. Which one first?
Me: - bad one first mam.
Interviewer: - why bad one first?
Me: - I want to end all bad news in my life with this last one.( woooo....i was back in action)
Interviewer: - hmmm…the bad thing for you is that I’ve come to know that there is something about you which in not right, you know there is something fishy about you.
Me: - okay and the good thing is?
Interviewer: - the good thing for you is that… you’re so smart, that I’m not able to get what that wrong thing in you is.
Me: - ohhh….. Okay mam.
Interviewer: -Thank you, you can go now.
Me: - thank you mam. Have a nice day.

the technical interview was a boring one and in fact i kept silent in most of the part( gave only 2 answers out of 10) so it cudn't be interesting anyways.

all that bhasad that i made out in the interview gave me msgs that i wudn't be selected but........as i said every donkey has it's day.....it was.........?????/????........

overconfidence and one liners pays off sometimes..................