Sunday, May 23, 2010

BirLaSoFt Ki bHaSad!!!!!!!!!!!

ok........ after my last post on Infosys , here comes another exciting experience i had during my struggle to get a job somewhere so that i could somehow justify to the world that i had really done a 4 year course that made me worthy enuf for a job and i had not only run after girls during these 4 years..:P

though during the meantime I've had lots of these experiences ...but i don't want to get insulted evertym so the story I've chosen this time wud bring me some respect.... in the end at least.

it was when i had already given up the thought that i'll be placed one day. but as they say....every dog has it's day.....the donkeys also do have ... so it was mine.
the next drive was of birlasoft. if i get into the whole process...u wud stop reading it...so i wud just say...somehow the fool cleared the exam and the donkey barked in the GD.
finally came the turn of interview.....n here goes the two of them...technical Hr both:-

THE HR INTERVIEW

Me: - good afternoon mam.
Interviewer: - it’s good morning.
Me: - ohh sorry mam good morning.
Interviewer: - good morning, please have a seat.
Me: - mam I am kunal.
Interviewer: - can I have your statement of purpose, a photograph and your resume kunal.
Me: - here they are mam.
Interviewer: - so, kunal tell me something about your self.
Me: - mam I am kunal doing B.tech in IT from GPMCE, I’ve done my schooling from……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..and various other things about me………
Interviewer: - so what do you do in your leisure time?
Me: - mam I just surf on the Internet, read books, listen to music, talk to friends over the phone, play with them.
Interviewer: - nothing productive you do that means?
ME:- ummmm…… mam if I do something productive in that time then it wouldn’t have been called “LEISURE” time.
Interviewer: - Hmmmm…..ok. So just tell me why should I recruit you, I mean what else do you have in you, that other students sitting outside don’t have?
Me:- mam I cannot say about other people but just recruit me because I believe that even after 10 years or 20 years when I’ll be leaving my home for the office I’ll be as enthusiastic and as ebullient as I would be on first day of my job.( what a line man what a line.....m proud of myself)
Interviewer: - hmmm…. how can I believe that?
Me: - ummm….see I cannot prove that to you but I know that I’ll keep that spirit in me throughout my life.
Interviewer:- ok tell me how can you benefit birlasoft?
now I was in so need of this one that i gave a superbly stupid answer after which my rejection was destined.
Me:- ma'am i can do other stuff apart from the work allotted to me.
Interviewer:-like?
Me:-i can.....ummmm.....i can photocopy papers, take printouts etc ( what the F answer it was)
Interviewer: - tell me your one weakness.
Me: - I cannot stand selfishness.
Interviewer: - ok. What do you do when you see selfishness around?
Me: - ummm/….???Confused??? …. I don’t do anything but I just think why people are being selfish and hurting other person’s feelings. (It was a stupid answer)
Interviewer: -so you are like-able person?
Me: - yes mam.
Interviewer: - tell me one thing you cannot live without??
Me: - umm…. Oxygen…hehe (stupid again)
Interviewer: - I was expecting a serious answer, anyways kunal would you like to be a like-able person or an efficient person?
Me: - both
Interviewer: - tell me one.
Me: - mam actually…......
Interviewer: - I don’t want any diplomatic answers; just choose one, likeable or efficient?
Me: - mam an efficient person can also be like-able.
Interviewer: - no, I am very efficient but I keep on bullying my subordinates, I make them stretch, I call them on Saturdays Sundays to do office work, they don’t like me but I’m efficient. So like-able or efficient?
Me: - ummm…. Efficient (mistake)
Interviewer: - thanks kunal, I’ve got my answer. Hmmm…. Ok kunal I have discovered two things about you, one is good for you and another one is bad for you. Which one first?
Me: - bad one first mam.
Interviewer: - why bad one first?
Me: - I want to end all bad news in my life with this last one.( woooo....i was back in action)
Interviewer: - hmmm…the bad thing for you is that I’ve come to know that there is something about you which in not right, you know there is something fishy about you.
Me: - okay and the good thing is?
Interviewer: - the good thing for you is that… you’re so smart, that I’m not able to get what that wrong thing in you is.
Me: - ohhh….. Okay mam.
Interviewer: -Thank you, you can go now.
Me: - thank you mam. Have a nice day.

the technical interview was a boring one and in fact i kept silent in most of the part( gave only 2 answers out of 10) so it cudn't be interesting anyways.

all that bhasad that i made out in the interview gave me msgs that i wudn't be selected but........as i said every donkey has it's day.....it was.........?????/????........

overconfidence and one liners pays off sometimes..................

5 comments:

  1. hehhhee..... keep writing kunal... you write really well...! ;))

    i lyk i lyk...

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  2. i quite liked this post...

    i must confess today... u really write v WELL.. keep it up

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  3. thnks nidhi......finally u agreed.........

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