Tuesday, July 27, 2010

BeInG $iNgLe ...!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok frns ....for all those who ask me everytym they meet me.......y am i single?????

here it goes...........

Being Single(yet again!)….

Contrary to what people say, I say it’s a great feeling!

You can watch as much television as you want to....
You can check out any girl you want to! Stash your sunglasses....
You can do that without being called a pervert....
You can keep your cellphone anywhere and forget about it....
You can borrow porn from your ex girls’ guy friends....
You can tell your ex girls’ girl friends that they look cute...
You can call them and reply to their messages...
You don’t have to stand outside a trial room holding tops she is never gonna wear...
Never gonna wear and for which you will pay...
You realize why Marilyn Manson had a rib removed. Finally....
You can stay up late and not be on the phone...
You don’t have to nod your head when a hot skinny girl passes by and she starts slamming her for being too thin....
You don’t have to explain anymore that why you find girls from the north east hot...
You don’t have to explain anymore that why you find Mallika Sherawat hot....
You don’t have to remember annis, birthdays and what she wore on which day...
You don't have to lie while untangling her tresses that she is the most beautiful girl in this world....
You don’t have to decide where to go to...
Weekend can mean sleeping all day...
Lunch can mean potato chips and coke....


More on the way…..Will update as I find new things about it…

2 comments:

  1. m sure all singles out der will love it :D

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  2. List out the pros in the next post,am sure pros would outnumber the cons :P

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